Raising Helen

Out of the mouth of [this] babe, born Illiana Lydia Petrovna Mironova (thanks, imdb!)...a few notable quotables to pepper into your coffee clatche convos:

"Being me right now is sort of amazing."

"It's great to be queen!"

"The trick in life is learning how to deal with it."

"All you have to do is to look like crap on film and everyone thinks you're a brilliant actress. Actually, all you've done is look like crap. "

"It's never been confirmed that Elizabeth I was a virgin. It's like the Virgin Mary - it's about branding, a logo. To use a modern term, Elizabeth was actually a bit of a slut."

"I'm a would-be rebel. The good girl who'd like to be a bad one."